shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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