Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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