Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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