So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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