Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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