dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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