You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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