I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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