can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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