alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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