wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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