butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
MIDGETS
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we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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