He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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