I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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