I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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