The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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