I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize