I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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