dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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