so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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