This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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