Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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