We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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