I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
this just has baby written all over it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i came on her dog
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Blood and glitter go together right?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Randomize
