Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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