omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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