Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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