I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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