You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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