let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we made out on top of his cat.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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