he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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