how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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