I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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