Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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