Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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