I only kidnapped one of them. chill
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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