just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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