when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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