U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
wow bdsm is so cute
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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