we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
40s are totally the cure
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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