He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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