: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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