i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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