Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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