Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.

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(845): View more from New York

he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"

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(706): View more from Georgia

So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

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(778): View more from British Columbia

We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.

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(845): View more from New York

Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"

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(315): View more from New York

i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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(416): View more from Toronto

I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.

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