So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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