You're completely useless in the revolution.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.