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(325): View more from Texas

wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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(831): View more from California

i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.

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(574): View more from Indiana

almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

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(512): View more from Texas

It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch

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(770): View more from Georgia

Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.

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