Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Come share oat with me in your robe
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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