so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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