I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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