Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Randomize
