i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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