Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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