Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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