Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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