I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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