Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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