Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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