No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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