so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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