Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
