If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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