If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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