Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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