I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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